Tadaki Chikara

Tadaki is known throughout the land of Ninjitsu as the most powerful creature ever to grace the universe. Tales of his exploits echo throughout the known galaxy and are told with trembling lips and serve as a warning to all would be dickheads. He shaves with a blow torch and exfoliates with a wire brush. Legend has it that Tadaki once found an atomic bomb laying amongst the reeds when holidaying in North Korea and in a bid to entertain his traveling buddies made a friendly bet that he could throw the bomb beneath the soil so hard and fast that he could get it far enough underground that it would be unable to harm anyone on the ground at such time as it exploded. He remains.